Tuesday, November 9, 2010

The Call

I got The Call! Here's how it went down:

Thursday, approximately 1 p.m.: Laurie McLean emailed me to say that she had a phone appointment with Stacy Boyd, Senior Editor at Harlequin Desire, scheduled for Friday, and when would be a good time for Laurie to call me?

Thursday, approximately 1:15 p.m.: Screaming and dancing occurs. Gater participates with barking.

Approximately 1:17: I suddenly become paranoid that I'm counting my chickens before they hatch, and therefore jinxing the whole thing. Maybe Stacy just wants to say 'hi' to Laurie, check on the weather in San Fran.

1:19: I start emailing people. I call my mother. Various levels of screaming and dancing occur with me in the background yelling, "don't jinx it!"

1:27: I email Laurie back that I'll be home from work and picking up my son at 3:15.

Thursday Evening: I spend the rest of the night not counting my chickens, fighting a massive sinus infection, and trying not to panic.

Friday morning: Wake up going "Today's the DAY!" Sing loudly until my head tries to explode. Spend rest of morning trying to get The Kid to STOP singing loudly. Fail.

Side Note: Sinus infections are a mixed blessing for those of us who are a little OCD. I spend the day getting really excited, really nervous--then getting really tired and puny for half an hour or so. Once I rest up a little bit, I get really excited, really nervous--and then puny again. This semi-vicious cycle goes on all day long.

Friday, 2:57 p.m.: Leave work, race to get The Kid from school.

3:02: Inform any mom within listening distance that Today's the Day! The mother of one of my Kindergarten Mom friends goes home and tells her daughter (that would be my mom friend) that I'm "cute."

3:07: Inform the kindergarten teacher that while I'd love to chat, I have to get home to get a call from my agent about one of my books. The lovely woman latches onto my arm, demands to know what I write, and when I tell her I've GOT to go for a call--The Call--she hugs me. That woman is getting a hell of a Christmas present.

3:09: Buckle in The Kid. Just as I get in the car, my cell phone rings. The Kid blithely informs me my phone is ringing. (You may well wonder why this matters--well, I'm a luddite who rarely uses my cell for anything. I don't even text. The fact that it rang and scared the heck out of me was entertainment for a good five minutes for The Kid.)

It's Laurie--but I'm driving. Here's a 'fun fact' about me (and by 'fun,' I mean 'weird')--if I'm nervous and I have to talk on the phone, I simply must pace. Not operate a several-ton vehicle with my son in the backseat and a audio book blaring on the radio. I tell Laurie I must go home and will call her back.

3:11: Arrive home. Of course, I now have to let the jumpy dogs out, get The Kid a snack and get the heat going in his toy room so that he will leave me be for 20 minutes, and--this is important--change my shoes. I was still in my cowboy boots. No sane person paces on hardwood in cowboy boots. It's just not done, darling.

3:14: Call Laurie back. Commence pacing.

Laurie has great news! Stacy Boyd is going to buy The Indian Princess! Plus, she'd like to build a career for me. She wants me to write four books a year--two for her in the Desire line, and maybe two for the Special Edition line.

I have to be honest--Laurie said a lot of stuff, but my brain and my mouth completely disconnected--I'm not sure what my ears were doing. All I said for maybe 15 minutes was, "O-okay. Um, o-okay. O-okay." At some point, Laurie realized I'd apparently checked out and asked if I'd like her send a sum-up message. To which, of course, I said, "O-okay."

3:27: Stand in stunned silence for a moment, until The Kid demands more pretzel sticks. Realize I need to do a load of laundry, and that the dishwasher is full. Do two minutes of mom stuff.

3:29: Commence calling people. My mom (Hi, Mom!) starts crying; I'm still in a stunned, non-functional moment. Pacing re-commences. Alternate between cell phone and land line. Drop land line when cell phone rings again. The Kid laughs. Again.

At some point, I start crying. I think I was on the phone with my husband at the moment.

7:00: The Kid's first Slumber Party (see last week's blog) begins. Thankfully, The Kid's guest, The Friend, his mom Leah and I go way back. Thankfully, I say, because this is the kind of emotional sort of day that can often overwhelm humans from Mars but that humans from Venus love. Spend the rest of the evening babbling at top speed (another side-effect of excitement).

8:40: Remember all that puny sinus stuff from earlier? It finally catches up to me, and I almost fall asleep standing up. Plug in a movie for The Kids and collapse.

So that's it. That's the whole story. The sinus infection has dampened my ability to celebrate, and, like all newly famous authors, I spent the whole weekend scrubbing very old, very stinky goo off of our bedroom floor so that we could walk around barefoot again.

But never fear, I'm going to celebrate today! A la Heather Snow, I'm going to go get a celebratory manicure and pedicure!

And then? Then I'm going to get to writing.


Simone Anderson said...

Congratulations!!!! Feel better soon!

Caley Greene said...

Congratulations! THat is AWESOME news!!!!

Pamela Cayne said...

Not only is this the most *awesome* story I've read in a long while, but these two sentences "Plus, she'd like to build a career for me. She wants me to write four books a year--two for her in the Desire line, and maybe two for the Special Edition line." made me burst out into a happy little giggle (in a place where I wasn't supposed to!) CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!

Pamala Knight said...

That is AWESOME news Sarah!! Congratulations on your well-deserved success. Yay!

Heather Snow said...

YAY YAY YAY!!! That is incredible! And the whole part about building a career and 4 books a year deserves SO much more that just a mani/pedi. Get a massage, too! :)

So very very happy for you, my friend. You've worked hard...and now, you'll work hard on deadline, lol.


Laurie Powers said...

Congratulations, Sarah! Excellent news, especially the part about building a career. Four books a year would intimidate most people, but if I remember our conversation at Spring Fling correctly, you write books at light speed! :0)

All the best,

kaki said...

This is absolutely stupendous news! 4 (Four) FOUR books a year???
That's every three (3) months! Which is a ga-zillion words a day, every day! I'll be praying for you. I'm on a 6 month schedule and at my fifth book, I'm battling burn-out. But then, I'm really old. "Build a career"--such sweet words. You're on your way now! I am soooo happy for you!

Marilyn Brant said...

Sarah, what a terrific "call" story!! Congrats again and again! May you have many sales in your future. ;)

Sarah M. Anderson said...

Thanks so much, everyone! It was an amazing series of events!

Blythe Gifford said...

Terrific, exiting, stupendous news. (Welcome to the Other Side.) So, so happy for you.
Guess you'll have to change your blog question. Can you break into publishing? YES. Now, can you stay sane in publishing? (Mmmmm. Open question.)

Blythe Gifford said...

Uh, that would be exciting news, though there's some exiting involved, too.

Sarah M. Anderson said...

Blythe--I'm still so sick I didn't even catch that! But good point--I've broken in!

Barbara Marshak said...

Wonderful news, Sarah! Right now I would be thrilled to get a contract for one book...and you are getting that times 4!!! Very exciting days are ahead for you...times 4! Enjoy the ride!!

Anonymous said...

Congrats! I think you'll survive and thrive in publishing world. I've worked with Stacy Boyd on past contests and she's great. I look forward to reading Indian Princess in print!

Mary E. Trimble said...

Wow! I can just feel the excitement! Thank you for sharing this great experience. Congratulations!

Eunice Boeve said...

Congratulations! Wow!! You're on your way, girl.

Shay said...

I'm sorry I'm so late in offering "congrats," but I've just now been catching up on my blog reading (thank you, Google Reader) anyway, HOW FABULOUS ARE YOU??? No one deserves this more than you! You're on your way.

Sarah M. Anderson said...

Thanks so much, everyone! I love all you guys!

lucylucia said...

Ay ay yay!!!!!!!!!! I am so excited to buy your first book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!